TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's similar to an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' cooler than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the BBQ ribs wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been pourin' to Texas like it's Graceland on a Saturday night, ready t